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Netflix's Bitches

WARNING - MULTIFANDOM -
may include; Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Marvel, Divergent, Star Trek, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, How I Met Your Mother, Gossip Girl, Scrubs, Bob's Burgers, Power Puff Girls, The Office, good music, cute cosplayers, important things that probably made me laugh in a public place, etc.
Oct 22 '14

iwantahappyending-staywithme:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

spent half an hour explaining this to my sister and she’s still angry and doesn’t get it

Oct 22 '14

spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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(Source: spacefunks)

Oct 22 '14

tdrloid:

derpyfro:

greatjaggi:

yanahma:

greatjaggi:

What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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"Super" = Superbad

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"Who" = The Hoobs

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"Lock" = John Locke from Lost

Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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Well im glad that’s cleared up

Why’s Madoka there?

Hoomura-chan

Oct 22 '14

(Source: highdeans)

Oct 21 '14
daddysdomino:

This is how sex with myself would start — or with Willow — domino xoxo

daddysdomino:

This is how sex with myself would start — or with Willow — domino xoxo

Oct 21 '14

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

Oct 21 '14
vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

Oct 21 '14

souverainedeschats:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
Oct 21 '14

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Oct 21 '14
kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.

(Source: memewhore)

Oct 21 '14

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)